When you gotta go... sometimes it takes a while

Okay, well, maybe this is a bit extreme.

I mean, when your backside grows AROUND the toilet seat and your legs atrophy... that's probably too long. Good grief, you think the boyfriend would have pulled her out of the bathroom after the first DAY or even an hour or two. I mean come on!

(can you hear it coming...)

Poop or get off the pot!